My Pig, It's Biting My Ankle - I Gotta Go!

Last night some friends of mine were at the raceonly place in town which had one. It happened to
car shop getting the car ready for our last racebe a house of ill repute and pretty soon, she was
this season at Thompson Speedway. My cellhooking. So now he had made a choice to be
phone rang. The newspaper telemarketer at themore effective, forth coming and he was ready
other end of the line started off by telling meto take action.
about a contest he was in to sell the mostWally went on to be the top car salesman, it took
subscriptions. Then he went on to tell me abouta while, but he did it. When he had his second
the half-price special. By now, he had spoken adaughter he called me up to tell me the good
paragraph without a breath. Feeling that mynews and he said, second to marrying his wife,
friends might enjoy listening to someone whothe best decision he ever made was to get out
doesn't seem to need oxygen, I put him on theof the house of ill repute of selling and learn how
speaker for the Race Team to hear his pitch. Heto work smart, have a systematic approach to
went on and on, at one point I interrupted just toselling and be straight with prospects - all instead
make sure that he wasn't a recorded voice andof working so hard. Now he was reaping the
he did respond asking me to let him finish andbenefits of that, from both a financial and
then he'll answer all my questions. Meanwhile, thepersonal perspective.
guys are just smiling and holding back laughter -My brother Dan, after a misspent youth, quit
some of them happen to be top sales people inNorth Adams State College and joined the Army.
their industries. So, many of this telemarketer'sAs a temporary Drill Sergeant, he once got cited
weaknesses were obvious to them.by a Colonel for calling obscene cadence. Then
Finally, one of them couldn't take it anymore andthey found out through testing that he was a
yelled out, "My pig, it's biting my ankle - I gottagenius. He ended up in Army Intelligence in the
go". We all started laughing and the TelemarketerWhite House Communications Agency after some
hung up. It takes courage, guts and resiliency tomonths of training. He traveled the world in Air
be a telemarketer and to be in any kind of sales.Force Two. He learned a lot, committed to
In fact, I think it's a very noble profession. Butself-improvement and now owns a successful
there is no nobility in making that kind of a coldmanufacturing company in Framingham. Again, he
call. He kind of reminded of a car salesman whogot training on how to run a company and how to
enrolled years ago in one of our on-going coursessell. He made a choice to change and stuck to it.
for individuals.People can sense your commitment, desire and
This car salesman was referred to me by theexcellence or lack of it. Sales is a profession for
dealership's leasing manager, Ron, a client, whothose that like to make money, want personal
was doing extremely well. So, this individual, whomdevelopment and like helping people. It's not a
I'll call Wally, so as to not embarrass anyone,selfish profession, but you do have to focus on
came to me through an introduction and out ofself development in order to be the best.
frustration. Wally was frustrated that he had beenWhen's the last time you tested and challenged
selling cars for two years and was not making ayourself to be better in sales than you are right
lot more than his meager draw. Wally told menow? It sure beats getting cited by your boss,
that he couldn't figure out how to sell withoutthe people that love you or yourself and it sure
lying, hard selling, and "blowing smoke". He said hebeats your prospect telling you that his pig is
felt like a girl who had been brought up in abiting his ankle and he's gotta go!
puritan environment, who rented a room at the